Hi, I'm Amanda. I've been terrorizing the earth for 14 years. Professional psycho. Non-professional actress and writer. Probably brainstorming parodies I'll never get to make. I greatly enjoy Hunger Games, Lord of the Rings, Alice in Wonderland, Les Mis, and Harry Potter. Elizabeth Banks, Lindsey Wixson, Isabelle Fuhrman, Helena Bonham Carter, and Jennifer Lawrence are amazing and don't even mention Josh Hutcherson, George Blagden, Eddie Redmayne, and Aaron Tveit to me. I like blue and lace. I have been described as a Caesar Flickerman/ Bellatrix Lestrange hybrid. Not sure if that's good. Horcruxes
omg I’m at work and a group of like 13 year old girls come in and order their lattes or whatever and one girl is like can you Instagram this with all our names on it? and her friend is like ya totally and so I may have put a q in the middle of all of their names so they got their coffee and were like “omg what the hell we can’t take a picture of this” Im literally the worst person ever
im still laughing about this they were so mad omg
If you’ve been following me since I first joined tumblr and watched my decent into too many fandoms to count but you’re still here reading this, you’re a trooper.
Have this cupcake.
*on my deathbed*
nurse: do you have any last words
me: i………..regret……being so……m…..mean………and heartless…………….
*the light goes out of my eyes*
*a small piece of paper falls out of my hand*
*the paper says one word only*
what if with our first clot of air when we are born we inhale a soul, and every time we breathe out, we squeeze a tiny part of our souls out. would our final breath actually be the very last soul fragment leaving our bodies?
Woah woah wait
you know those things that say “you become like the 5 people you hang out with the most”
that would explain why, because you would actually be inhaling little parts of them over time
Oh my god
that’s why voldemort breathes so hard
i used to think that a foot of parchment was a lot and feel bad when harry potter characters were assigned to write that much
but then i realized the paper i write on is 8.5 by 11 inches.
so a foot of parchment is the equivalent of like, not even a page and a half of paper.
they complained SO MUCH about essays that were like
a page and a half
get your @#!*% together